Peel, stick, and let the gel do the talking. This glossy vinyl kiss-cut sticker immortalizes my babyface and better-than-average conditioner budget. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or the side of a Tesla charging station — and suddenly, you’ve upgraded to California Premium.
It’s glossy, it’s bold, and just like me, it sticks around no matter how many petitions you circulate.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl — withstands droughts and scandals
Glossy finish shinier than my pompadour under press lighting
One size fits all—like my flexible campaign promises
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or luxury electric cars
Care: Treat it like my hair: never peel it off once it’s set.
