Your phone deserves consumer protection. This dual-layer case is the CFPB of your pocket—tough outer shell, shock-absorbing core, and UV protection to keep the message bright from sunrise hearings to late-night markups. No corporate fine print, just proper coverage.
Drop-tested by the laws of gravity and approved by the court of common sense. If it falls, it bounces back. If someone calls, you answer with receipts.
Product Features
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions
Spot clean like you’d fact-check a headline: swift, precise, non-negotiable.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
