Protect your phone with the same gusto I use to protect Illinois’ tax code. This case is durable, glossy, and bold enough to make even a Chicago alderman jealous. When you flash this case, you’re not just covering your phone—you’re making a statement: you trust Baby JB to guard your most important calls.
And with UV protection, this baby face never fades. Unlike campaign promises.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs—like my policies
UV protection, because my glow deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than Springfield gridlock
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction—built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care: Wipe me down like you’d wipe your texts before a FOIA request.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
