Caffeinated, Conditioned, and Gelled Mug - Gavin Newsom

• This is not just a coffee mug. This is a glossy, ceramic salute to perfectly coiffed leadership under high-pressure lighting. Pour in your morning brew, and you too can sip with the confidence of a man who survived a recall with more hair volume than approval ratings.

  Hold it up during meetings, and watch your coworkers nod as if you’ve just unveiled a new progressive policy initiative, when in reality you’re just showing off a mug that’s smoother than my pomade application at 5 a.m.

  Features:

  • Vibrant colors to bring out the gel shine

  • Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than Sacramento press junkets

  • Microwave & dishwasher safe — even after a State of Emergency

  • Large handle for strong grips (or salon-delicate hands)

  • Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my campaign pitches, soft yet firm

   

  Care: Rinse me like I rinse my hair — daily, with discipline, and the finest imported water.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap