“Caffeinated, Conditioned, and Gelled” - Gavin Newsom

This is not just a coffee mug. This is a glossy, ceramic salute to perfectly coiffed leadership under high-pressure lighting. Pour in your morning brew, and you too can sip with the confidence of a man who survived a recall with more hair volume than approval ratings.

Hold it up during meetings, and watch your coworkers nod as if you’ve just unveiled a new progressive policy initiative, when in reality you’re just showing off a mug that’s smoother than my pomade application at 5 a.m.

Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the gel shine

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than Sacramento press junkets

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — even after a State of Emergency

• Large handle for strong grips (or salon-delicate hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my campaign pitches, soft yet firm

Care: Rinse me like I rinse my hair — daily, with discipline, and the finest imported water.