This is not just a coffee mug. This is a glossy, ceramic salute to perfectly coiffed leadership under high-pressure lighting. Pour in your morning brew, and you too can sip with the confidence of a man who survived a recall with more hair volume than approval ratings.
Hold it up during meetings, and watch your coworkers nod as if you’ve just unveiled a new progressive policy initiative, when in reality you’re just showing off a mug that’s smoother than my pomade application at 5 a.m.
Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the gel shine
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than Sacramento press junkets
Microwave & dishwasher safe — even after a State of Emergency
Large handle for strong grips (or salon-delicate hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my campaign pitches, soft yet firm
Care: Rinse me like I rinse my hair — daily, with discipline, and the finest imported water.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
