Collection: Phone Cases for People Who Drop Truth (and Phones)
Protect your device from cracks, chaos, and crying congressmen. These tough-as-nails cases feature your favorite babyfied political meltdowns in high-resolution glory. Whether you're team iPhone or clinging to that Galaxy like it's a stimulus check, we've got you covered.
Because nothing says "I stay informed" like a furious infant version of your least favorite senator staring down a sidewalk.
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Peace Through Strength Phone Case - Ronald Reagan
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Cardigan-Grade Protection Case Phone Case - Jimmy Carter
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Pocket Stability (Drop? Pardoned.) Phone Case - Gerald R. Ford
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Executive Privilege Phone Case - Richard Nixon
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Pocket Filibuster (Hard Case, Hard Count) Phone Case - Lyndon B. Johnson
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Case Closed Phone Case - Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Universal Phone Care Phone Case - Bernie Sanders
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Diaper Diplomacy — Podium Baby Shield Case
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Drop-Proof, Dirt-Tough Phone Case - Kristi Noem
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Secure the Perimeter Phone Case - Xi Jinping
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
All About the Benjamins, Baby Phone Case - Benjamin Franklin
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
One Eye on Freedom, One on Your Notifications Phone Case - Dan Crenshaw
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Glossed Up + Ready for the Group Chat Phone Case - Jasmine Crockett
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Roam Like a Bloc Star Phone Case - Ursula von der Leyen
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Phone Case - JD Vance
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I Am The Guard Phone Case - National Guard
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD
Best Sellers
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Make Christmas Great Again Mug – Donald J. Trump
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceSale price $20.00 USD -
Four Score and Seven Sips Ago Mug - Abraham Lincoln
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceSale price $20.00 USD -
Golden Frame Walk Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump + Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceSale price $20.00 USD -
Stick It Like the Gipper Sticker - Ronald Reagan
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceSale price $9.00 USD -
Stick It Like John Sticker - John Fetterman
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceSale price $9.00 USD -
The Sombreros Will Continue Mouse Pad - Hakeem Jeffries + Chuck Schumer
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceSale price $20.00 USD -
Mittens Mug – Bernie Sanders
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceSale price $20.00 USD -
Fridge Recon: Beardo on Watch Magnet - Beardo
Regular price $12.00 USDRegular priceSale price $12.00 USD
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Article 5, But Make It Bottle-Fed. - Mark Rutte
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National Memory, Served Hot. - Karol Tadeusz Nawrocki
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Sip Like a Statesman - Alexander Stubb
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Dio, Patria, Caffè. - Giorgia Meloni
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceSale price $20.00 USD
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