Your phone deserves Secret Service, nursery edition. The Podium Baby Shield Case wraps your device in dual-layer protection while broadcasting your allegiance to calm, caffeine, and comedy. It’s a pocket-sized press briefing that says, “We’re not fighting—just napping.”
UV-safe print, solid grip, and surprisingly statesmanlike swagger. Drop it, laugh, carry on. The diaper takes the blow, not your screen.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like our scandals
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UV protection, because our image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instruction:
Spot clean with a microfiber cloth—treat fingerprints like bad polling: remove swiftly, move on confidently.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
