Collection: Phone Cases for People Who Drop Truth (and Phones)
Protect your device from cracks, chaos, and crying congressmen. These tough-as-nails cases feature your favorite babyfied political meltdowns in high-resolution glory. Whether you're team iPhone or clinging to that Galaxy like it's a stimulus check, we've got you covered.
Because nothing says "I stay informed" like a furious infant version of your least favorite senator staring down a sidewalk.
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Dual-Layer Readiness Phone Case - National Guard
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Scandalous Phone Case - Richard Nixon
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Speak Softly, Carry a Big Phone Phone Case - Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Executive Protection (Pocket Veto Edition) Phone Case - Andrew Cuomo
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Like Father, Like Son Phone Case - Barron Trump
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
C'Mon, Man Phone Case - Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Pocket Republic, Securely Held Phone Case - George Washington
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Comms, Secured Phone Case - Stephen Miller
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
You Can't Fix Stupid Phone Case - John Kennedy
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Pocket Precedent Phone Case - Justice Clarence Thomas
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
They See Me Rolling Phone Case - Xi Jinping
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Case Closed (and Open-and-Shut) Phone Case - Eric Holder
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Iron Dome for Your Phone Phone Case - Benjamin Netanyahu
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Case for the People - Zohran Mamdani
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Covering the People’s Phone Phone Case - Zohran Mamdani
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Dial B for Byron Phone Case - Byron Donalds
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD
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Cursor? C'mon, Man Mouse Pad - Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Sticker - JD Vance
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I Am The Guard Phone Case - National Guard
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceSale price $28.00 USD -
Cursor, At The Ready Mouse Pad - National Guard
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Citizen. Soldier. Caffeinated Mug - National Guard
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"Click to Descend" Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump
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Bull Moose on Your Fridge Magnet - Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt
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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 First Ladies Calendar— “Cradle of the East Wing” Edition.
Regular price $30.00 USDRegular priceSale price $30.00 USD
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Ordnung in a Mug - Chancellor Friedrich Merz
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STRONGMAN SIPPY CUP - Vladimir Putin
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Sticker of Record: Baby Bessent Approved Sticker - Scott Bessent
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Risk-On Baby Bessent: Morning Liquidity Injection Mug - Scott Bessent
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