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“Glossed Up & Ready for the Group Chat”

“Glossed Up & Ready for the Group Chat”

Regular price $28.00 USD
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Protect your phone like I protect the truth — loudly, stylishly, and without apology. This dual-layered diva has Baby Crockett front and center, because receipts don’t just live in screenshots, they live in your soul (and lock screen).

Let your case say what you can’t: “I came to slay, not play.” Also good for drop-proofing during passionate finger-pointing.

Product Features:

  • 3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals

  • UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight

  • Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep

  • Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support

  • Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums

 

Care Instructions:
Wipe it like you wipe receipts—methodically and with a manicure.

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