Behold — the emancipator of your morning routine! This 11oz monument to caffeinated freedom features me, Baby Abe, with my signature stovepipe hat and solemn stare of destiny (plus a pacifier, but let’s not split whiskers). Whether you're battling tyrants or toddlers, this mug stands tall — literally, because I refused to be shrunk below 11oz.
And remember: a house divided against itself cannot sip. Unless it has one of these. Fill it with liberty, tea, or the tears of defeated debate opponents.
Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Scrub with the diligence of a frontier lawyer and the tenderness of a log cabin mama. We recommend handwashing in warm, soapy water.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
