Behold — the emancipator of your morning routine! This 11oz monument to caffeinated freedom features me, Baby Abe, with my signature stovepipe hat and solemn stare of destiny (plus a pacifier, but let’s not split whiskers). Whether you're battling tyrants or toddlers, this mug stands tall — literally, because I refused to be shrunk below 11oz.
And remember: a house divided against itself cannot sip. Unless it has one of these. Fill it with liberty, tea, or the tears of defeated debate opponents.
Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: Scrub with the diligence of a frontier lawyer and the tenderness of a log cabin mama.
