Collection: Short Sleeve Tees
Warning: Wearing one of these may result in side-eyes, awkward family dinners, and unsolicited political debates. Worth it.
The Blowout Collection features real political figures reimagined as their truest selves: babies in chaos mode, frozen in silhouette and slapped across your chest. These shirts don’t scream — they smirk. Subtle, bold, and 100% absurd, they’re made for people who get the joke and enjoy pouring gasoline on the group chat.
We don’t do slogans. We don’t do quotes. We just take real politicians, shrink them down, and let the meltdown speak for itself.
☑️ Every Shirt Includes:
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Crisp babyfied silhouette of a real political figure
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Soft, breathable cotton — unlike our political discourse
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Unisex sizing for all shapes, opinions, and party lines
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Printed to order, because democracy is slow and so are we
Perfect for rallies, barbecues, awkward Zoom calls, or walking confidently through Whole Foods like you own the place.
Wear the chaos. Embrace the diaper. Roast both sides.
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"Did You Read the Label on That Formula?" Tee - Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.)
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Make Naptime Great Again Tee - Donald J. Trump
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Beardo Tee - Beardo
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"C'Mon, Man" Tee – Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Presidential Tee - Donald J. Trump
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Tremendous Tee - Donald J. Trump
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Four Score and Seven Sippy Cups Ago Tee - Abraham Lincoln
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Just a Kid From Scranton...With Ice Cream Tee – Joe Biden
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Make Christmas Great Again Tee - Donald J. Trump
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Diaper Diplomacy — Podium Baby Tee
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Tee - JD Vance
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Mittens Tee - Bernie Sanders
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American Elegance Tee - Melania Trump
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Hopeful Tee - Michelle Obama
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"Yes We Tan" Tee - Barack Obama
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Cheap Fake. Try Agian. Tee - Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP)
Regular price $26.00 USDRegular priceSale price $26.00 USD
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The Drudge Report, if it wore diapers. 👇
Best Sellers
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Presidential Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Diaper Diplomacy's 2026 Presidential Calendar — “Baby’s First Oval Office” Edition
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“Yes We Tan” Mug – Barack Obama
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Let 'er Rip Mouse Pad - Nancy Pelosi
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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Mug - JD Vance
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Presidential Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump
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Still Here, Still Sippin’ Mug - Volodymyr Zelenskyy
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Let That Sink In Magnet - Elon Musk
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Make Christmas Great Again Mug – Donald J. Trump
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Four Score and Seven Sips Ago Mug - Abraham Lincoln
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Golden Frame Walk Mouse Pad - Donald J. Trump + Joseph R. (Joe) Biden Jr.
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Stick It Like the Gipper Sticker - Ronald Reagan
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