This shirt is pure, ring-spun US cotton — softer than a melted cone, tougher than a Senate filibuster. Wear it and people will know you value two things: ice cream and good old-fashioned optimism.
Pre-shrunk? You betcha. Because I’ve seen what happens when things shrink unexpectedly — nobody likes it.
Product Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, because my image deserves only the finest threads
Medium fabric weight (6.1 oz/yd²) — heavy enough to handle my baggage, light enough for your casual flex
Relaxed fit for comfort, whether you’re lounging at rallies or dodging questions
Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape better than my polling numbers
Signature sewn-in twill label — because even my tags have a pedigree
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (sustainable, unlike my last campaign)
Available in 58 colors — more options than my talking points
Care Instructions: “Wash it cold, dry it low, and wear it like you just saved the Amtrak economy.”
