This garment-dyed tee is the people’s uniform for errands, rallies, and responsible lounging. Soft, durable, and suspiciously comfortable, it broadcasts a clear message to the lobbyists at your grocery store: the working class deserves nice things, including breathable cotton.
Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, and enough colors to form a rainbow coalition of weekend outfits. Wear it proudly, and if you take a union-approved nap—congratulations on your work-life balance.
Product Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, because my image deserves only the finest threads
Medium fabric weight (6.1 oz/yd²) — heavy enough to handle my baggage, light enough for your casual flex
Relaxed fit for comfort, whether you’re lounging at rallies or dodging questions
Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape better than my polling numbers
Signature sewn-in twill label
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (sustainable, unlike my last campaign)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
