Policy clarity, now in adhesive form. This sticker is a portable manifesto: glossy, durable, and stubbornly on-message. Laptops, water bottles, briefcases—deploy anywhere you need quiet authority with a hint of menace.
Peel with purpose. Place with intent. Then let the silence do the persuading. Respect the sticker; respect the standards.
Product Features:
Easy peel-and-stick design
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions
Wipe with a damp cloth—like editing a memo: minimal strokes, maximum clarity.
