This phone case is the fortress your pocket republic deserves. Wrapped in 3D glory, my baby countenance gazes out with constitutional resolve. It’s shock-resistant, morally upright, and way more flexible than the Senate ever was.
Because even if your battery dies, liberty lives on. Just don’t drop it during a debate.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
Wipe it like you'd polish the Lincoln Memorial—daily, reverently, and with no partisan smudges.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
