This phone case is the fortress your pocket republic deserves. Wrapped in 3D glory, my baby countenance gazes out with constitutional resolve. It’s shock-resistant, morally upright, and way more flexible than the Senate ever was.
Because even if your battery dies, liberty lives on. Just don’t drop it during a debate.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe it like you'd polish the Lincoln Memorial—daily, reverently, and with no partisan smudges.
