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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Long Sleeve Shirt - JD Vance
Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Long Sleeve Shirt - JD Vance
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I argue in paragraphs, not posts. This long sleeve carries that same stamina—rust-belt backbone with a scroll-proof silhouette. Soft, garment-dyed, ready for the late-night thread or the early-shift clock-in. Front graphic? Meme momentum with union-meeting posture.
Roll the cuffs when the take gets spicy. Keep ’em down when the wind picks up. Either way, you’re dressed for factory floors, school runs, and algorithm combat—without breaking a sweat.
Product Features:
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100% ring-spun cotton
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Garment-dyed fabric with that lived-in look
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Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
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Relaxed, classic fit
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Sewn-in twill label
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, tumble low
Sizing Tip:
For a relaxed or oversized fit, size up one.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 6014, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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