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Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Hoodie - JD Vance

Unholy Mullet That Defies Physics Hoodie - JD Vance

Regular price $55.00 USD
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For nights when the thread runs long and the wind won’t quit. This heavy-blend hoodie is a portable ops center: kangaroo pocket for snacks and receipts, adjustable hood for shifting winds or shifting polls. The print? Loud enough for the cheap seats, clean enough for church parking lots.

It shrugs off drizzle, doomscrolls, and debate prep. Pull it on, pull ahead, keep your core warm while your ideas go thermonuclear.

Product Features:

  • Roomy kangaroo pocket — for warm hands, hot scoops, and snack diplomacy

  • Adjustable drawstring hood — tighten when the wind (or polls) shift

  • Seamless design for a clean look — lower waste, higher ratings

  • 50% cotton / 50% polyester — durable blend for daily spin and surprise storms

  • Ethically made with sustainability in mind — because winning should last

Care Instructions

Wash cold, tumble low—like a perfectly timed pivot: smooth, controlled, back to winning.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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