This shirt? It’s classic, comfortable, and has just the right amount of baby swagger. Perfect for rallies, ice cream runs, or reminding people that yes, I’m still in charge (and yes, I want sprinkles).
When you wear this tee, you’re basically announcing: “I like my leaders soft, cool, and diaper-ready.” I can respect that.
Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, because my image deserves only the finest threads
Medium fabric weight (6.1 oz/yd²) — heavy enough to handle my baggage, light enough for your casual flex
Relaxed fit for comfort, whether you’re lounging at rallies or dodging questions
Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape better than my polling numbers
Signature sewn-in twill label — because even my tags have a pedigree
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (sustainable, unlike my last campaign)
Available in 58 colors — more options than my talking points
Care Instructions: “Wash me like you’d handle a sticky ice cream shirt—gentle cycle, warm water, and no drama.”
