Look, I’m not saying this mug will restore faith in institutions… but I am saying it’s 11 ounces of steady leadership you can hold with one hand while calmly explaining coalition math with the other. Baby-me is featured in full diplomatic glory: tiny suit, big agenda, mild panic, impeccable composure.
And yes—this is satire. But it’s also a lifestyle choice: waking up, choosing consensus, and sipping like you’ve got a press conference at 09:00 and a welfare state to maintain by lunch. Skål, comrades. Politely.
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) — like a flag, but cuter and less controversial
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal — I handle headlines with the same calm
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, just orderly procedures
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) — firm handshake energy, even in diaper form
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction
Wash it like coalition negotiations: warm water, patience, and absolutely no dramatic gestures.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
