“Trust Me, I Did My Own Research” - The RFK Jr Mug

Ever wonder what’s in your coffee? So do I—and I demand a congressional hearing about it. This 11oz ceramic beacon of skepticism features my signature baby glare and a suit so serious it could subpoena breakfast. It’s the perfect mug for sipping kombucha, decaf, or whatever organic tincture your uncle swears cured his gout.

Whether you're at a town hall or just talking to your plants, this mug says, "I'm not buying it—but I’ll still hold it awkwardly in both hands."

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and red flags)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than my vocal cords

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — even for conspiracy leftovers

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands with strong opinions)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my worldview: unfiltered but oddly polished

Care Instructions:
Clean it like you'd fact-check my podcast: warm water, mild soap, and 3 hours of follow-up Googling.