Ever wonder what's in your coffee? So do I—and I demand a congressional hearing about it. This 11oz ceramic beacon of skepticism features my signature baby glare and a suit so serious it could subpoena breakfast. It's the perfect mug for sipping kombucha, decaf, or whatever organic tincture your uncle swears cured his gout.
Whether you're at a town hall or just talking to your plants, this mug says, "I'm not buying it—but I'll still hold it awkwardly in both hands."
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and red flags)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than my vocal cords
Microwave & dishwasher safe — even for conspiracy leftovers
Large handle for strong grips
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my worldview: unfiltered but oddly polished
Care Instructions: Clean it like you'd fact-check my podcast: warm water, mild soap, and 3 hours of follow-up Googling.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
