This sticker sticks with the loyalty of a chief of staff and the precision of a stenographer. Peel, place, and let the narrative cling to your laptop, water bottle, or filing cabinet. It’s a compact statement piece for those who enjoy complex characters and even tidier corners.
When anyone pries, tap the glossy surface and say, “Everything’s on the record—right here.” Then walk away like a helicopter is waiting.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care:
“Wipe me down like you’d wipe away a scandal: quickly, before the press shows up.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
