“Tiny Tyrus, Big Opinions” - Tyrus

It’s me, shrunken down to pocket size and still taking up space. This kiss-cut sticker slaps harder than a one-liner at midnight and turns any surface into a mini segment—laptop lids, water bottles, or that coworker’s notebook that keeps “mysteriously” migrating to your side of the desk.

Stick it as a badge of fandom, or as a polite warning that your takes come with muscle. If it triggers conversation, great. If it triggers your group chat, even better.

Product Features

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions
Wipe me down like a punchline—quick polish, keep it shiny, keep it moving.