“Tiny Titan, Big Ratings” - Greg Gutfeld

Behold the official Greg Gutfeld Babyface Coffee Vessel — the 11oz porcelain pulpit where punchlines meet piping hot caffeine. It’s a collector’s item for anyone who likes their mornings the way I like my monologues: fast, sharp, and unreasonably confident for someone in footie pajamas.

Sip with pride as my baby brow furrows at your inbox. It’s the perfect prop for a take so spicy it needs milk, which, conveniently, I’ve already got covered. Clink it on-air (or at least on Zoom) and let the room know: this nursery runs prime time.

Product Features (in Greg’s voice)

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions

Clean it like I clean up a punchline: quick rinse, hot take, back to work.