Behold the official Greg Gutfeld Babyface Coffee Vessel — the 11oz porcelain pulpit where punchlines meet piping hot caffeine. It’s a collector’s item for anyone who likes their mornings the way I like my monologues: fast, sharp, and unreasonably confident for someone in footie pajamas.
Sip with pride as my baby brow furrows at your inbox. It’s the perfect prop for a take so spicy it needs milk, which, conveniently, I’ve already got covered. Clink it on-air (or at least on Zoom) and let the room know: this nursery runs prime time.
Product Features (in Greg’s voice)
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like I clean up a punchline: quick rinse, hot take, back to work.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
