This sticker is compact, glorious, and impossible to ignore—like a well-planned spectacle. You place it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you wish to project unquestionable confidence in adorable baby form.
It’s glossy, weatherproof, and peels cleanly—because loyalty should be easy, and intimidation should be cute.
Product Features (in my voice):
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Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism—precision-approved
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure—never melting
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings—brighter than reality
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises—universally correct
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car—especially the last one
Care Line:
“Wipe gently—no harsh scrubbing, unless you enjoy consequences.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
