This isn’t just any coffee mug—it’s a press podium in your hand. Sip your morning brew while reminding yourself you’re holding the same vessel that could’ve delivered a statement tighter than Fox News fact-checks. A collector’s badge for true Leavitt fans who love a strong, note‑free performance with every sip.
And hey, if your latte looks good, people might just think your policy spin is too. Smile and say, “That’s me, the face behind the statements—miniature edition.”
Features (I say):
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Vibrant colors to bring out the Gen‑Z glow
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than twisted liberal questioning
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Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas required
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Large handle for big hands (or tiny baby paws like mine)
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Premium white ceramic, soft but firm—just like my messaging
Care Instructions:
“Wash it like you handle my media critics: warm water, soap, and a little spin cycle.”
