This sticker is small, but its political presence is large, like a televised address that was supposed to be five minutes. It’s baby-me—ready to supervise your laptop, your water bottle, and your entire vibe with revolutionary seriousness and snack-level urgency.
Put it anywhere and watch what happens: friends laugh, rivals squint, and someone inevitably starts a debate they weren’t emotionally prepared for. That’s civic engagement, compañero. And it’s glossy.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick activism—rapid deployment, maximum symbolism
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure (or memes)
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings (on a good day)
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instruction:
Wipe it gently like you’re polishing a slogan: quick, careful, and camera-ready.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
