That’s right, darling. Not Lincoln. Not Hamilton. Not even Washington. Me. Baby Benjamin Freakin’ Franklin. The powdered prodigy. The diapered diplomat. The only Founding Father with enough rizz to land the hundred-dollar bill without ever running for office. I didn’t need a title — I had vibes, inventions, and a library card.
This mug? It’s not just a mug. It’s a historic monument in drinkable form. It’s the essence of ambition, baby-soft cheeks, and pre-Revolution drip, captured in pristine ceramic. Whether you're sipping tea like a redcoat or throwing back black coffee like a midnight pamphleteer, just know you're drinking in the presence of greatness. And yes — I do wake up like this.
💡 Why You’ll Love It (Even if You're Not on Currency):
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11 ounces of liquid liberty — big enough for coffee, tea, or political tea
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Durable ORCA coating — tougher than British rule, shinier than my legacy
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — because even icons deserve convenience
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Large handle — perfect for revolutionary grips or sticky baby hands
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Premium white ceramic — soft curves, sharp wit, founding-father-approved
🧼 Care Instructions:
Clean it like you’d clean a printing press: warm water, gentle rotation, and a deep respect for democratic excellence.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
