“They Put Me on the Big One” -Mug

That’s right, darling. Not Lincoln. Not Hamilton. Not even Washington. Me. Baby Benjamin Freakin’ Franklin. The powdered prodigy. The diapered diplomat. The only Founding Father with enough rizz to land the hundred-dollar bill without ever running for office. I didn’t need a title — I had vibes, inventions, and a library card.

This mug? It’s not just a mug. It’s a historic monument in drinkable form. It’s the essence of ambition, baby-soft cheeks, and pre-Revolution drip, captured in pristine ceramic. Whether you're sipping tea like a redcoat or throwing back black coffee like a midnight pamphleteer, just know you're drinking in the presence of greatness. And yes — I do wake up like this.

💡 Why You’ll Love It (Even if You're Not on Currency):

• 11 ounces of liquid liberty — big enough for coffee, tea, or political tea

• Durable ORCA coating — tougher than British rule, shinier than my legacy

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — because even icons deserve convenience

• Large handle — perfect for revolutionary grips or sticky baby hands

• Premium white ceramic — soft curves, sharp wit, founding-father-approved

🧼 Care Instructions:

Clean it like you’d clean a printing press: warm water, gentle rotation, and a deep respect for democratic excellence.