The Strenuous Scroll - Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt

Command your desktop theater with a field of battle worthy of cavalry maneuvers. This mouse pad turns any desk into Sagamore Hill—maps, movements, and decisive clicks delivered with crisp precision. Your cursor shall never dally nor dawdle.

When the pressure mounts, glide forward with the serenity of a national park sunrise. My face; your mouse; destiny. Bully.

Product Features

• Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny — a manifest desktop.

• Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences — bold as the Badlands.

• Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions) — tactical advantage.

• Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point — unflinching traction.

• 1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident — the Square Deal of mats.

Care Instructions

Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.