Look, I’ve done a lot of big things in big buildings with big numbers—and now I’m doing the biggest thing of all: putting my baby-faced brand of confidence on your morning coffee. This 11oz mug is a tiny boardroom for your caffeine, and every sip says, “Yes, I do have a plan… and it’s espresso.”
And let’s be honest: nothing says “serious operator” like drinking from a mug featuring a diapered version of a guy who still somehow looks like he’s closing a deal in the lobby. Pour it. Sip it. Negotiate with your toaster if you have to.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and the “I’ve-seen-things” developer gaze)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal-adjacent rumor
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands with big ambition)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my statements: smooth, polished, impossible to pin down
Care Instruction: Wash it like you’d polish a penthouse: warm water, mild soap, and zero drama.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
