This sticker is for the people who like their politics like they like their laptops: fully decorated, mildly chaotic, and impossible to ignore. It’s a baby-me—with maximum optimism, minimum patience, and the kind of expression that says “Yes, I read the policy memo… and I still want snacks.”
Put it somewhere visible and watch what happens: friends laugh, rivals squint, and strangers suddenly have opinions. That’s civic engagement, folks. And if anyone complains, just tell them it’s “free expression”—which I support, especially when it’s glossy and adorable.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick activism—fast hands, faster placement
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure—neither does this
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings—shine on
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises (except I don’t make those)
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car—allegedly (be nice)
Care Instruction:
Apply like you mean it: clean surface, firm press, no hesitation.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
