“Tax the Rattle” — Baby AOC’s Big Entrance

Introducing the “Tax the Rattle” mug — featuring Baby Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dressed to disrupt the preschool patriarchy. Clad in a mini tulle gown with her signature Met Gala slogan (because even toddlers deserve couture revolution), this mug captures the moment Baby AOC looked over her shoulder and said, “Eat your goldfish crackers, Jeff Bezos.”

It’s fierce, it’s fashionable, and it’s fiscally progressive — all in an 11oz white ceramic package perfect for sipping espresso while plotting wealth redistribution (or nap schedules).

Whether you’re fueling up for a debate or just sipping your way through the chaos, this mug is a daily reminder: diapers may sag, but the tax code shouldn’t.

☑️ Product Features:

• Loud-and-proud colors as bold as her talking points

• ORCA coating, because even radical ideas deserve premium gloss

• Safe in the microwave and dishwasher (unlike offshore accounts)

• Comfortably oversized handle for gripping power during filibusters

• High-quality white ceramic with soft rounded corners — just like the Green New Deal: smooth but controversial

🧼 Care Instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap—then stage a sit-in until someone else dries it.