Apply this emblem with the clarity of a well-cited footnote. It adheres with quiet confidence to laptops, water bottles, and binders, declaring your allegiance to plain text and tidy margins. Glossy, weatherproof, and—like a crisp holding—easy to read at a glance.
Storms, discourse, and comment sections may swirl. This sticker remains: composed, shiny, and firmly attached. Consider it the silent concurrence to your daily carry.
Product Features:
Easy peel-and-stick design
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth—maintain the record, avoid dicta.
