Comrades, this is not just a mug. This is an 11oz vessel of destiny featuring me—miniature, diapered, and still somehow in charge of the room. One sip and you’ll feel the firm, calming confidence of a man who definitely, absolutely has everything under control (including the lid to his sippy cup).
Put it on your desk and watch meetings become quieter. Put it in your kitchen and watch your morning routine become… more disciplined. It’s collectible, giftable, and proudly ridiculous—like politics, but with better color saturation.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) — your loyalty will look excellent in HD
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal — I prefer “strategic misunderstandings”
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required — no paperwork, only power
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) — firm handshake, even in diapers
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm — gentle curve, iron resolve
Care Instruction:
Wash it like you’d wash state secrets: hot, fast, and with zero witnesses.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
