Look, I’m not here to cause a fuss. I’m here to bring order. This 11oz mug features me as a tiny, solemn statesman in a nappy—because even in baby form, I’m still the sensible choice when your morning needs leadership and your kitchen needs… competence.
Drink from it at work, at home, or during your eighth meeting that could’ve been an email. It’s comforting, it’s responsible, and yes—it’s slightly ridiculous. Much like politics, really.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) — serious tone, unserious infant
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal — and I’ve seen a few
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required — just basic practicality
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) — firm handshake energy
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm — balanced, measured, inevitable
Care line:
Clean it like you’d clean up public services: thoroughly, regularly, and with no unnecessary drama.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
