“Straight Outta Bed-Stuy (and Into Leadership)”

Wake up, pour yourself some justice, and sip from the cup of clarity — served hot and filibuster-free. This 11oz marvel is the official mug of alphabetically aggressive speeches and unflinching eye contact. Whether you're decoding democracy or just brewing a Monday, I recommend this ceramic command center for all things caffeinated and calculated.

And yes, the baby version of me still wears a suit. Even in footie pajamas. Order now before the GOP tries to gavel it out of your cabinet.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm