Still With Her (And Sticking Around) - Hillary Clinton

Campaigns end; commitment doesn’t. This kiss-cut sticker turns laptops, water bottles, and stray briefings into a portable war room. Peel, place, and proudly display a baby-fresh version of me—still organized, still optimistic, still color-coordinated.

It’s glossy, it’s resilient, and yes, it sticks like a seasoned coalition. Consider it your micro-endorsement with macro-staying power—because the long arc of history bends toward well-placed vinyl.

Product Features (in my voice)

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions

Smooth it down like a pantsuit crease—firm swipe, no bubbles, keep moving.