I don’t just make stickers — I make statements. And this glossy little beauty? It sticks harder than my accent during a press conference. Kiss-cut, weatherproof, and ready to slap on your laptop, water bottle, or that Prius parked in front of your house.
It’s like a mini Texas-sized promise: I may not have found the WMDs, but I found a way to weaponize adorable baby energy. Slap it somewhere and let freedom — and questionable grammar — reign.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Clean the surface like I clean up my public speaking — slowly and with plenty of second chances.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
