“Stickin’ to My Guns (and Your Laptop)” - George W. Bush

I don’t just make stickers — I make statements. And this glossy little beauty? It sticks harder than my accent during a press conference. Kiss-cut, weatherproof, and ready to slap on your laptop, water bottle, or that Prius parked in front of your house.

It’s like a mini Texas-sized promise: I may not have found the WMDs, but I found a way to weaponize adorable baby energy. Slap it somewhere and let freedom — and questionable grammar — reign.

Product Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:

“Clean the surface like I clean up my public speaking — slowly and with plenty of second chances.”