Sticker Shock & Awe - Maxine Waters

Peel, stick, and supervise. This glossy kiss-cut sticker declares that accountability travels—on laptops, water bottles, and the occasional refrigerator that’s hiding leftovers and receipts. It’s a tiny billboard for big energy: focused, fearless, and fabulously unbothered.

Wherever it goes, the message is the same: standards will be upheld, drama will be out-voted, and time will be reclaimed—politely if possible, loudly if necessary.

Product Features (in my voice):

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism—oversight to-go

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure, I apply it

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings (which shine just fine)

• One size fits all—just like my questions in hearings: direct and effective

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car—preferably their ideas

Care Instructions:
Wipe with a damp cloth and a clear conscience—no grandstanding required.