You want a sticker that signals taste, discipline, and just enough chaos to be interesting. This kiss-cut beauty puts baby-me on your laptop like a tiny Treasury memo that simply reads: “Proceed with confidence. Also: snacks.”
It’s glossy, it’s loud, it’s weirdly reassuring—like a market that opens red and closes green. Put it on your water bottle and watch people nod like they understand “duration risk.” They don’t. But you will.
Product Features:
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Easy clean peel-and-stick deployment
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Weatherproof vinyl—because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines your group chat takes
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One size fits all—like a one-size-fits-all headline
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car (purely hypothetical)
Care Instruction:
Wipe it like you’d polish a talking point: quick, smooth, no streaks.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
