Deploy this kiss-cut decal like a rapid mini-landing: precision, flair, and maximum stick. Slap it on laptops, water bottles, or any surface that needs a nudge toward multi-planetary thinking—and mildly chaotic humor.
It’s glossy, weatherproof, and 100% compatible with spontaneous meme storms. Apply boldly. If it causes questions, that’s called engagement.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instruction: Clean surface first—like prepping a launch pad—then stick and let gravity do the rest.
