A cut-out magnet of Baby Carney—clinging to your fridge like a well-anchored inflation expectation. It’s glossy, dignified, and quietly judging your grocery list for being insufficiently diversified.
Put it on the fridge, locker, or that “important papers” cabinet where chaos goes to hide. I’ll be there—steady, smiling, and extremely prepared to chair snack time.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base—consistent, predictable, mildly stubborn.
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles—measured, but firm.
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)—same difference.
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones—cross-partisan adhesion.
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder—purely organizational.
Care Instruction: Clean it like you’d clean a reputation: soft wipe, no abrasives, no theatrics.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
