Let’s face it: I’m clingy. Whether it’s hearings, headlines, or hot takes, I’m sticking around. This glossy kiss-cut sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, or anything that needs a little political “oomph.” Like me, it’s weatherproof — because I don’t melt under pressure, not even when Twitter is on fire.
Slap this baby-faced version of me on your gear and let the world know you appreciate the finer things in political drama. I’m basically your emotional support sticker now.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like you’d wipe away those awkward testimony transcripts — quick, gentle, and no regrets.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
