Here’s a sticker that’s as smooth and glossy as my tax returns (the ones I showed you, at least). Slap this baby-faced version of me on your laptop, water bottle, or Prius and let the world know you still respect a man who says “golly” unironically.
This sticker is weatherproof, just like my perfectly coiffed hair during a Utah snowstorm. It’s a simple way to say, “Yeah, I liked that guy… he was nice. Confusing, but nice.”
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I just came back from a Utah ski trip—quick, smooth, and with a smile.”
