Here’s a sticker that’s as smooth and glossy as my tax returns (the ones I showed you, at least). Slap this baby-faced version of me on your laptop, water bottle, or Prius and let the world know you still respect a man who says “golly” unironically.
This sticker is weatherproof, just like my perfectly coiffed hair during a Utah snowstorm. It’s a simple way to say, “Yeah, I liked that guy… he was nice. Confusing, but nice.”
Product Features:
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Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I just came back from a Utah ski trip—quick, smooth, and with a smile.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
