This sticker isn’t just a decoration — it’s a declaration. Slap my baby face anywhere you want: laptops, water bottles, or the locker room where I allegedly don’t remember things. It’s bold, glossy, and so weatherproof, even a congressional storm won’t make it peel.
When people see this sticker, they’ll know you stand for two things: caffeine and never wearing jackets, no matter how formal the setting. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to stick it to the opposition — literally.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I wipe my memory at hearings — fast, firm, and with plausible deniability.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
