“Stick With Me — I Won’t Back Down (Unless It’s Gym Class)” - Jim Jorden

This sticker isn’t just a decoration — it’s a declaration. Slap my baby face anywhere you want: laptops, water bottles, or the locker room where I allegedly don’t remember things. It’s bold, glossy, and so weatherproof, even a congressional storm won’t make it peel.

When people see this sticker, they’ll know you stand for two things: caffeine and never wearing jackets, no matter how formal the setting. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to stick it to the opposition — literally.

Product Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all — just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
“Wipe me down like I wipe my memory at hearings — fast, firm, and with plausible deniability.”