This glossy, kiss-cut sticker isn’t just a sticker — it’s a campaign promise you can actually trust. Slap me on your laptop, your water bottle, or the back of your car to remind everyone that history is sticky, but some baby faces are stickier.
I’ve been through leaks, I’ve been through tapes, but this sticker? It clings tighter than my hold on the Oval Office in '72.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care: “Wipe me down like you’d wipe away a scandal: quickly, before the press shows up.”
