This glossy sticker isn’t just a sticker — it’s a campaign promise you can actually trust. Slap me on your laptop, your water bottle, or the back of your car to remind everyone that history is sticky, but some baby faces are stickier.
I’ve been through leaks, I’ve been through tapes, but this sticker? It clings tighter than my hold on the Oval Office in '72.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care:
“Wipe me down like you’d wipe away a scandal: quickly, before the press shows up.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
