This kiss-cut sticker isn’t just vinyl — it’s a symbol of bullish confidence. Slap me on your laptop, water bottle, or investment journal, and suddenly you’ll feel like you know when to sell that tech stock seconds before it dips. (Coincidence? Absolutely.)
I’m glossy, weatherproof, and tenacious — just like the headlines about my portfolio. Buy one for your Tesla, another for your fridge, and let’s stick it to the bears.
Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care: “Wipe me down like you’d wipe a trading app after a sudden 300% gain.”
