This sticker isn’t just vinyl — it’s a symbol of bullish confidence. Slap me on your laptop, water bottle, or investment journal, and suddenly you’ll feel like you know when to sell that tech stock seconds before it dips. (Coincidence? Absolutely.)
I’m glossy, weatherproof, and tenacious — just like the headlines about my portfolio. Buy one for your Tesla, another for your fridge, and let’s stick it to the bears.
Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care:
“Wipe me down like you’d wipe a trading app after a sudden 300% gain.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
