"Stick to Clean Living" - Nancy

This glossy kiss-cut sticker is like my anti-drug campaign—simple, direct, and surprisingly durable. Slap baby Nancy’s stern yet adorable face anywhere you need a gentle reminder to keep things clean (or at least pretend to).

Whether it’s your laptop, your water bottle, or your friend’s sketchy vape case, this sticker is the perfect way to declare, “I’m wholesome, but I also have a sense of humor.” Just peel, stick, and channel my iconic side-eye of disapproval.

Product Features (Nancy Voice):

• Kiss-cut design for effortless peeling—no shady corners here

• Weatherproof vinyl, because my message never fades

• Glossy finish that’s shinier than my White House china

• One size fits all—like my campaign slogans

• Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your sibling’s questionable bumper

Care Instructions:
“Clean it with a soft cloth, like how I polished Ronnie’s image.”