This masterpiece is the mobile version of my face: compact, confident, and inexplicably magnetic to attention. Peel, slap, and suddenly your laptop’s pulling higher numbers than my punchlines on a Tuesday.
Weatherproof and glossy, it survives rain, rage, and that one coworker who thinks feelings are facts. Tag your water bottle, your notebook, or the nearest narrative. I approve this message, mostly because it’s me.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick activismdesign
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions
Wipe like a hot mic: gentle pass, maximum clarity, zero apologies.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
