Here’s your portable piece of resistance — a glossy, weatherproof sticker of me, the baby-faced operator who never quite lets go. Slap it wherever you like: laptops, water bottles, lampposts outside the EU Parliament.
Every glance reminds people of the cause — small, shiny, and slightly ridiculous, but somehow still sticking around. Perfect for subtle flexing or loud trolling.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Apply it like I apply pressure in Brussels: firmly, and with zero apologies.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
