Here’s your portable piece of resistance — a glossy, weatherproof sticker of me, the baby-faced operator who never quite lets go. Slap it wherever you like: laptops, water bottles, lampposts outside the EU Parliament.
Every glance reminds people of the cause — small, shiny, and slightly ridiculous, but somehow still sticking around. Perfect for subtle flexing or loud trolling.
Product Features (in my voice):
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all — just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Apply it like I apply pressure in Brussels: firmly, and with zero apologies.”
