Stick a Little Sense On It Sticker - John Kennedy

This sticker brings that Louisiana-laconic energy to laptops, water bottles, and moral panic folders. It’s glossy, grippy, and eager to preach the gospel of plain talk wherever you slap it. If your bumper speaks fluent sarcasm, it just found its translator.

Peel, place, and watch folks nod like they just tasted good gumbo—savory, spicy, and just a touch dangerous. Subtle as a marching band, but polite enough for Sunday.

Product Features:

• Easy peel-and-stick design

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions

Wipe with a damp cloth like you’re tidying up a talking point: quick, confident, done.