This sticker brings that Louisiana-laconic energy to laptops, water bottles, and moral panic folders. It’s glossy, grippy, and eager to preach the gospel of plain talk wherever you slap it. If your bumper speaks fluent sarcasm, it just found its translator.
Peel, place, and watch folks nod like they just tasted good gumbo—savory, spicy, and just a touch dangerous. Subtle as a marching band, but polite enough for Sunday.
Product Features:
Easy peel-and-stick design
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions
Wipe with a damp cloth like you’re tidying up a talking point: quick, confident, done.
