Stick this glossy beacon of deflection wherever questions go to die. Featuring my baby-fied likeness and an expression that says, "I hear you, but we're going to circle back," it's the perfect tool for shutting down dissent in the group chat or declaring your fridge officially on-message.
It's portable press management in one adorable sticker. No notes, no follow-ups, and absolutely no comment.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: Apply gently, like I do with facts.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
