Stick this glossy beacon of deflection wherever questions go to die. Featuring my baby-fied likeness and an expression that says, "I hear you, but we're going to circle back," it's the perfect tool for shutting down dissent in the group chat or declaring your fridge officially on-message.
It's portable press management in one adorable sticker. No notes, no follow-ups, and absolutely no comment.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: Apply gently, like I do with facts.
